“If She’s Swallowing, I’m Staying” Unisex T-Shirt
“If She’s Swallowing, I’m Staying” Unisex T-Shirt
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For those who like their humor a little daring and a lot of fun. 😎
The “If She’s Swallowing, I’m Staying” Tee is all about confident laughs and cheeky vibes. Perfect for parties, bachelor nights, or anyone who enjoys a bold sense of humor, this shirt is a conversation starter wherever you go.
Made from soft, breathable cotton with a comfortable unisex fit, it’s designed for all-day wear with plenty of laughs included.
Highlights:
🔥 Bold, cheeky design — hilarious and attention-grabbing
🪶 Soft, lightweight cotton for everyday comfort
👕 Unisex fit — perfect for those who love playful humor
🎉 Ideal for parties, gatherings, or gifting to the brave and bold
Laugh loud. Stay bold. Wear it with confidence.
Because some jokes are meant to be worn. 😏
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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